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The Ciber Quiz of the week

CiberQuiz. Fashionable women. Why so many are like the Barbie doll type?

A 1. Brains look like Barbie’s too?

A.2. Oh, that’s globalization!

A.3. That’s what men expect from them?

A.4. Think really Barbie is fashionable?

A 5. What’s fashionable? Fashion anorexic top models & Media dictatorship?

A 6. Oh, Barbie! The very symbol of globalization!. Oh, women! The very symbol of…Barbie?

CQ. Barbie dolls, what about men? The world of Mr. Muscle?

A 1. Yeah muscles! All body hard!!!

A 2. The result of the body building and fitness business!

A 3. I like muscles. They inspire respect.

A 4. Respect! The solution for brainless fellows.

A 5. Own personality off! We go for copies of Mr. Muscle!

A 6. Nothing new in it! Hercules is our model to follow!

A 7. What Hercules? Poirot? Ha ha ha ha….

CQ. What’s for you an eligible man?

A 1. Just one’s not enough. Impossible to meet all eligible features in one.

A 2. Not so! Mr. Beckam’s the example of all features together. Rich, handsome football player, smart business man…Must have brains…

A 3. And when he wont be anymore handsome, nor football player, he’ll still be rich!

A 4. What you want is to be a celebrity out of a celebrity!

A 5. That’s all good globalized women aim for, don’t they?

A 6. That puts off the other 99.9% men population!

A 7. Oh, no! That’s encouraging for the rest 99.9% ¡

CQ. Well now, you men, select your eligible woman.

A 1. A celebrity!

A 2. The opposite of a celebrity!

A 3. What’s that? A good home keeper to bring up your children?

A 4. Yes! Not ugly, not beautiful, not very smart, not too dull…

A 5. Stop! Don’t be so ambitious! That’s your kind of job too?

A 6. I’m a top executive at a first rate multinational corporation.

A 7. Oh yeah! That’s the very picture of your wife, what about the other women?

A 8. Beautiful, smart, witty, absolutely bright!

CQ. What do you think about politics?

A 1. The art of the impossible!

A 2. How to become rich out of nothing!

A 3. Out of trafficking you mean!

A 4. Oh, oh, oh, quite a few are highly appreciated by Cayman Islands bankers!

A 5. Well, some of them are quite honest. (That’s the jocke)

A 6. Yeah, but you never hear about them. Never show up in the media.

A 7. Could we do without them?

A 8. That’d be the end of  fun, public theatrical performances, the end of political glamour, lies and…sex?

A 9. Then yes, we certainly couldn’t do without.

CQ. Let’s be not so frivolous. Don’t you think, some of the brightest country heads are in politics…?

A 1. You are frivolous!

A 2. Yeah, the few bald ones are really bright heads. The others we don’t know.

A 3. Oh, oh, the dullest in the family dedicates to politics, he’s sure to succeed there…

A 4. It’s so easy, one day of elections every four years and that means carte blanche…for anything.

A 5. At Parliament, the only task of the majority is to press one or other button every now and then.

A 6. And the speakers often sound like a five year old class.

CQ. Can’t you take this matter seriously?

All. We did!!!

 

 

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Sobre Teresa Fernandez Herrera

Algunas cosas que he aprendido a lo largo de mi vida. Soy Licenciada en Psicología por la Universidad Complutense de Madrid, master en Psicología del Deporte por la UAM, diplomada en Empresas y Actividades Turísticas, conocedora de la Filosofía Védica. Responsable de Comunicación y Medios en Madrid de la ONG Internacional con base en India, Abrazando al Mundo. Miembro de la British Association of Freelance Writers. Certificada en Diseño de Permacultura. Trainer de Dragon Dreaming, metodología holística para el crecimiento personal, grupal y comunitario en el amor a la Tierra. Colaboradora en Periodistas-es y en las revistas Natural, Verdemente, The Ecologist para España y América Latina. Profesora de inglés avanzado.

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